Three, but not relevant. I’m wondering if it were an octopus on a typewriter if it would happen quicker. Also, when listening to Pastor Smokey, I like to play a smoking game and take a puff on my cigar each time he says the word “cool.” You should try it.
That sounds like the “but..um” game! Do I really say cool a lot? If so, I had no idea now I have to go back and listen for it.
As for the octopus theory the answer is no! Because, obviously you would have to constantly stop and pick the octopus back up from the ground because they always fall out of the desk chair. So in the long run it would take longer, even if they type faster.